Hilarious Quots - Part 2

Ok here comes the second part....

• A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper try and the blinking red light

• The hardest part of skating is the ice.

• The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

• In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

• If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

• I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

• If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

• Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

• If you can't convince them, confuse them.

• It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

• Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

• Someday is not a day of the week.

So, like it people?... That's all I have. Meet you all soon in my next crap (oops sorry blog...)