Crazy laws, yet true aren't they

This blog is about some laws that I've read and enjoyed...Although crazy to a greater extent this is what happens most of the time.

Again happy reading and happy thinking

• Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

• Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  

• Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

• Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

• O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

• Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

• Ruby's Principle of close encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

• Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  

• Zadra's law of bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  

• Breda's rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  

• Owen's law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  

• Howden's law: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

Signing off for now....