Monday, June 16, 2008

Crazy laws, yet true aren't they

This blog is about some laws that I've read and enjoyed...Although crazy to a greater extent this is what happens most of the time.
Again happy reading and happy thinking
  • Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  • Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  • Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
  • Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  • O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  • Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.
  • Ruby's Principle of close encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  • Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  • Zadra's law of bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  • Breda's rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  • Owen's law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  • Howden's law: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

Signing off for now....

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Hilarious Quots - Part 2

Ok here comes the second part....

  • A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper try and the blinking red light
  • The hardest part of skating is the ice.
  • The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
  • In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  • If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
  • I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
  • If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
  • Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  • It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
  • Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • Someday is not a day of the week.
So, like it people?... That's all I have. Meet you all soon in my next crap (oops sorry blog...)